He goes to the park everyday
Carrying a broccoli bouquet
And with every bird that comes his way
He shares his florets constantly
Nobody knows whence he came
But we watch him all the same
And we’ve never asked his name
But we call him Robert Broccoli
Oh….Robert Broccoli
How many birds did you feed?
Oh, Robert Broccoli
You give them the greens that they need
There in the snow and the rain
He sits on a bench by the lane
It’s such a sight to explain
A fascinating study in ornithology
He feeds every dove and blue jay
A taste of his broccoli buffet
So they’ll never fly away
Cause they love their friend Robert Broccoli
Oh….Robert Broccoli
How many birds did you feed?
Oh, Robert Broccoli
Why broccoli, and not bird seed??